Monday, 8 December 2014

The Twelve Days of Christmas (Square Mile edit) 2014


On the first day of Christmas the market gave to me
a people too easy to fleece

On the second day of Christmas the market gave to me
two payday loans and
a people too easy to fleece

On the third day of Christmas the market gave to me
three dodgy deals
two payday loans and
a people too easy to fleece

On the fourth day of Christmas the market gave to me
four blatant scams
three dodgy deals
two payday loans and
a people too easy to fleece

On the fifth day of Christmas the market gave to me
FIVE OFFSHORE FUNDS
four blatant scams
three dodgy deals
two payday loans and
a people too easy to fleece

[and so on, until]

On the twelfth day of Christmas the market gave to me
twelve fat cats laughing
eleven bankers lying
ten taxmen taxing
nine lenders scheming
eight traders stealing
seven dealers cheating
six wide boys gloating
FIVE OFFSHORE FUNDS
four blatant scams
three dodgy deals
two payday loans and
a people too easy to fleece




Merry Christmas!




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