Poetry - just a scan [poem]

It is, I discover, ten years since the release of the wonderful 'Thou Shalt Always Kill' by the equally wonderful Scroobius Pip.

In its and his honour, I offer the following:

Option 1

Transit – just a van
Prohibition – just a ban
Muesli – just a bran
Heinz – just a can

Marshall – just a Plan
Jesus Christ – just a man
John Hinckley – just a fan
Klu Klux – just a Klan

Peter – just a Pan
Solo – just a Han
Laurel – just a Stan
le Sac – just a Dan


Option 2

Whisky – just a dram
Tiptree – just a jam
Cocaine – just a gram
Oyster – just a clam

Larry – just a lamb
Uncle – just a Sam
Steve – just a Cram
Stoker – just a Bram

Hoover – just a dam
Crossrail – just a tram
Viet – just a Nam
Chrysomallus – just a ram



























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