Poetry - just a scan [poem]

It is, I discover, ten years since the release of the wonderful 'Thou Shalt Always Kill' by the equally wonderful Scroobius Pip.

In its and his honour, I offer the following:

Option 1

Transit – just a van

Prohibition – just a ban

Muesli – just a bran

Heinz – just a can

Marshall – just a Plan

Jesus Christ – just a man

John Hinckley – just a fan

Klu Klux – just a Klan

Peter – just a Pan

Solo – just a Han

Laurel – just a Stan

le Sac – just a Dan

Option 2

Whisky – just a dram

Tiptree – just a jam

Cocaine – just a gram

Oyster – just a clam

Larry – just a lamb

Uncle – just a Sam

Steve – just a Cram

Stoker – just a Bram

Hoover – just a dam

Crossrail – just a tram

Viet – just a Nam

Chrysomallus – just a ram